licking your postage stamp

Slang term for going down on a girl.

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.

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lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

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lick a lot o puss

A lesbian dinosaur.

"Kathy is the captain of her softball high school team". "Yea, I think she is a lick a lot o puss".

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Lick my loafers, Debbie

A quick comeback in an argument.

Person : eat my shorts
You: Lick my loafers, Debbie

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I wouldn't lick a grapefruit

An expression used when pointing out something interesting noticed.

Well, I wouldn't lick a grapefruit, but his forehead is pretty massive.

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lick back

To eat something or drink something.

I lick back mars bars

I licked back that pizza

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dick licking cock whore

1.as the word implies, it is a cock whore who licks dicks.
2.a whore who is easy and will do anything to fulfill her need to lick dicks

1.get off me you dick licking cock whore
2.savanah is a dick licking cock whore

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