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Premium Cigarette of choice for the social smoker that doesn't fully inhale and doesn't crave a regular nicotine fix.
Advantages: Very very smooth with lower tar/nicotine.
Disadvantages: Expensive. Nicotine Addicts think you're a wuss.
ChainSmoker1: Come join me for a smoke and then we'll talk about it!
SocialSmoker1: Umm...okay. Where are my marlboro ultra lights?
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The preferred cigarette of many young second generation Asians on the West Coast. Also Marlboro Lights. Many older first generation Asian men smoke triple-5s. See 555.
"Let's go shoot pool, hang out at Q-Cup, and smoke our Marlboro Menthol Lights. God, we're so Asian."
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A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")
It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.
There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
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a black girl who is either mixed or just naturally has ligher skin than most black people.
Light skinned girls, because of their high desirability, often talk to many guys at once flirting and leading all of them on without ever actual putting out. Light skinned girls are also extremely bad at answering phone calls, responding to text messages, or following through with plans. Another trait of a light skinned girl is a constantly vibrating phone from the constant stream of messages, tweets, likes, shares, follows, retweets, and favorited pictures. Conversation with light skinned girls is almost impossible without perfect timing, words must be interjected into their busy schedule of posing for selfies, taking selfies, posting selfies, and giving their selfies tags like "#TeamLightSkin, #NoFilter, #SoUgly, #DontHate, #JustWokeUP, #WishIWasPretty"
Light skinned girls will cause you to lose other potential women by causing you to focus all your efforts into fucking them until realize you're never hitting that.
Tom: What the fuck! I almost got fired the other day for having my phone vibrate in my pocket and Becky's over their texting in front of the manager
Randy: Duh, Becky's a light skinned girl
Travis: Dude i can't believe Shanelle stood me up last night
Mike: Shanelle the light skinned girl?
Travis: yeah!
Mike: Well what'd you expect thats what they do
Kyle: i cant believe i got Shawnna's number
Mark: Yeah i got it 6 months ago...
Kyle: Oh gross i dont want your sloppy seconds!!
Mark: chill bro, she's a light skinned girl. she played like we were gonna fuck for months....i never even made out with her
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When you are driving with your friends and you are bored so you decide to get intentionally lost by following the green lights you run into. The rules are as follows. 1. If you hit a red light you must turn right. 2. If you run into a left turn yield you have the option of choosing to drive straight or turn left. 3. If there is a green left turn light then you must turn left. 4. If you get stopped at the last minute by a yellow light then continue in the direction you were intending to go. 5. Enjoy getting lost.
Hey man I'm bored. Green light game?
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To go to bed. The expression comes from the instructions to users of firecrackers -- "light the blue paper and retire immediately" meaning to stand well clear once the wick of the firecracker is lit to avoid being hurt by the ensuing explosion.
Yawning, Peter said, "It's after eleven, time to light the blue paper."
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To have fun when going out, especially when dancing under disco lights at clubs/parties.
see also: get down; groove tonight
(me)That was me tripping the light fantastic with Traci Johnson at the the Spring Fling Dance Thing!
(lackey)I wish I were as cool as you. I stood by the wall the whole time and cried.
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