When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.
Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!
Whenever a girl named Anna leaves a log, it is referred to as an Anna Log.
"Anna left one too many Anna Logs in the toilet!"
When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex
Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.
If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.
He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.
Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life
That U-Log is a such an idiot!
The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore