matthew peterson

Matthew is a person with a MASSIVE dick that has blond hair and blue eyes

Omg it’s a Matthew Peterson!!!

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matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

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Matthew 15:4

Jesus calls he pharisees hypocrites for not executing their disobedient children.

Ye hypocrites (Matthew 15:4)! You should kill your brats for not eating their pees!

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dave matthews band

Great Band!!!!
a touch overrated, but not here, the guitar isn't the best butthe blend is perfect and the writing is perfect

dave matthews band Everyday, Under The Table and Dreaming, Live; in Chicago, at Luther College, and at Red Rocks

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matthew

a gay ass white boy

whos that?
oh thats a matthew stay away!

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dave matthews band

an alright band, they have some good songs like Ants Marching.. but a little overrated. for some reason all the preppy kids really like them.

"Dave Matthews Band concert on Tuesday!"
"Eh, they're alright."

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matthew fernandes

A sexy man who likes a girl named Tori

Matthew fernandes is a sexy man who jacks himself off

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