Mexican Burrito

A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.

Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"

Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"

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White Mexican

A Alias for our leader Don Hock while his is on espionage missions in the enemy territory of Aloysius. He is our leader, and he is the living reincarnation of our god, Juan.

Facist: Where is Don Hock?
POW/Rape Victim: Um... he's definatly not White Mexican...
Facist: Um... O.K.
POW/Rape Victim: ...dumbass....
Facist: That will be 1000 but-fucks!
POW/ Rape Victim: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mexican breakfast

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.

Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.

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mexican powers

the ability to hop fences, mow lawns, and do ther mexican things.

this fence is so small getting over is like having mexican powers.

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Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".

Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.

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Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.

After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.

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Mexican Relaxer

1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.

Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.

Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*

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