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Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas April 8, 2012


Michael Dittemore

Demi-God who fell in love with Rachael Brooks, beautiful love who made him complete. Will rule the universe together with their love alone.

Michael Dittemore : Blood runs thicker than water.

by skrijiit July 22, 2011


michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead

Are you diagnosed with the michael disease?

by zsia December 25, 2021


Michael McQuillan

A cool guy who's from belfast. A ledgendary hurler and gaelic player for eoghan rua gaa club in county derry a keen golfer and is amazing. He is pretty fit and really kind and generous and is always happy to talk. He has loads of friends and is super smart

Girl 1: who's tht really fit guu ??
Girl 2: thts michael McQuillan

by hero247 January 5, 2012


Michael Shorr

Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom

You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )

by imananonymouse October 17, 2019


Michael Sjov

The villain "Michael Sjov" aka "Miguel Divertido" is the infamous gang leader of the Divertido Gang / Den Sjove Bande

Girl: Yoo Michael u wanna fuck?
Michael Sjov: Bøøøøvv bib bub baba buuu

by migueldivertido September 14, 2022


Michael Sheen

A feral Welsh man, who everyone loves and wants to hug (obviously)

He's a chaotic scrunkly, who's clearly in love with David Tennant

Person A: Oh my god have you seen Michael Sheen?
Person B; What, that feral dude yelling GOLEM
Person A: Yes, him

by CaptainCrowley December 2, 2021