When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
Demi-God who fell in love with Rachael Brooks, beautiful love who made him complete. Will rule the universe together with their love alone.
Michael Dittemore : Blood runs thicker than water.
it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead
Are you diagnosed with the michael disease?
A cool guy who's from belfast. A ledgendary hurler and gaelic player for eoghan rua gaa club in county derry a keen golfer and is amazing. He is pretty fit and really kind and generous and is always happy to talk. He has loads of friends and is super smart
Girl 1: who's tht really fit guu ??
Girl 2: thts michael McQuillan
Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom
You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )
The villain "Michael Sjov" aka "Miguel Divertido" is the infamous gang leader of the Divertido Gang / Den Sjove Bande
Girl: Yoo Michael u wanna fuck?
Michael Sjov: Bøøøøvv bib bub baba buuu
A feral Welsh man, who everyone loves and wants to hug (obviously)
He's a chaotic scrunkly, who's clearly in love with David Tennant
Person A: Oh my god have you seen Michael Sheen?
Person B; What, that feral dude yelling GOLEM
Person A: Yes, him