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when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.
dude i just got monkey raped...it it hurt
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The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.
Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity!
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when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.
Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.
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The slouch one gets after excessive masturbation.
Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.
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A wannabe user experience designer without any design inspiration or interest. Will work for anyone, Will draw anything
Yo! did you see the new UX hire?
Who? That wireframe monkey?
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An employee who still comes in to work sick and spreads his germs all over the place when he should stay home.
Bob came in to work sicker than a plague monkey just to get his work done. Now everybody is going to get sick.
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A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
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