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loving or showing care to someone
"hey, I'm doing you"
"oh stop it you"
The "go to" phrase for many narcissists when they are deflecting blame for any responsibility or anything bad that has occurred in his/her life. Used in a way to gaslight and confuse the injured party.
" I'm sorrrry that you decided not to tell me that I was responsible to help raise our children. Now you expect me to have a relationship with our kids even though you never specified it. I hope you feel good about yourself"
Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.
"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"
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phrase: Used when one is informing another person that they are now their friend on Twitter.
Victor - "Hey Nima, I'm following you."
Nima - "What?!"
Victor - "On Twitter, dude. Stop being such a spaz."
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A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.
I'm a lazy sod
I'm not a lazy snood
I'm a lazy sod
Lazy!
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That saying your friends tell you so that you leave them alone, but when tomorrow comes they suddenly aren't free.
Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm free tomorrow dude."
Person 2: "Kay!!"
*Next day*
Person 2: "They said they were free..."
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This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.
"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."
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