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Sam Golbach’s Nipples

sam’s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, i’ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips

sam golbach’s nipples are so tiny!

by sam’s nipples October 13, 2020

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Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

by deftonepiper September 15, 2008

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jew hat nipples

A type of nipple that that covers a large portion of the breast. It may be found or located on a female or male. These nipples are typically found on females. Jew hat nipples are more disgusting than attractive. They may be found in all types of colors.

EWWWWW! That chick has jew hat nipples.

by SickAssFoo October 16, 2011

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silver dollar nipples

Used to describe a females areolas or areolae, when they are the size of a silver dollar.

"That woman had a nice rack. She had nice and dark silver dollar nipples"

by Patrico January 12, 2008

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Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

by minkispunk September 11, 2011

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Kentucky Fried Nipples

Nipples with a large diameter and is colored a dark tan or black color.

Jay: Juan let me see yo nipples!
Juan: Alright man check it out.
Jay: Holy shit you got a pair of Kentucky Fried Nipples

by Pepperjack69 November 4, 2008

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nipples cutting glass

when its so cold, and your nipples are so hard, they can actually cut thru glass, much like a diamond...

Girl : Oh my god its cold out today
Guy : How cold is it?
Girl : Its nipples cutting glass cold

by TreyTrey June 4, 2007

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