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The choice food of nerds who can't get any. Often bought in bulk and eaten while watching Star Wars marathons on Grandma's couch.
Grandma, can you pass the pizza pockets?
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The time it takes for a hot pocket to finish cooking in the microwave...usually 2 minutes.
Jimmy said he'd be back in pocket time, but it's already been 5 minutes.
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When someone has cash on the hip for the first time in ages and its like the money is burning a hole in their pocket, they just have to spend it quickly like there is no tomorrow.
A: "hey, is Joe in another shop buying stuff again?"
B: "yeah he has Pocket Burn"
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When you kill someone then skin their body. You take the skin from the body and fill the entire thing with jizz. After that is done you then eat the body yourself or give it to a group of friends to eat.
Did you hear about Sally? She got cheddar pocketed under the bridge.
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The party pocket is the use of a bra as a pocket. This is used when going out and you don't have pants with pockets or a purse.
Just as Jane goes out the door she says, "Shit, what am I going to do with my cell? I don't have pockets." Her friend Mandy says "just shove it in your party pocket. That's what I'm doing."
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When you stick your penis in another person's pocket and urinate. Preferably, someone who isn't aware you are doing it. Best done while grinding on them, in da club. Also known as a wet bandit.
Dude! Why the fuck are you giving me a pocket lemonade! Not cool bro. Now continue grinding on me.
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The sexual act where two men are together and one ejaculates into the other ones pocket
George and Jerry where hungry and horny so they made a pocket pie
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