salty fish

a term used to describe the female genitals if it has not been cleaned for a while. the result of which gives a fishy smell and a salty taste during oral sex.

Jim: i went down on the bitch, but came straight back up.
John: was it a Salty fish?
Jim: yeah.

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Giving Fish

When a girl goes to a guy or girls house and has sex with them.

"Hey wanna come over? My parents aren't home and I'm going to give you some fish tonight"
"Oh yeah, my dick is so hard!"

The term "give you some fish" means the same as "giving fish".

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fish hole

What a mermaid has instead.

Bober “Do mermaids have genitalia?”
Ernie “No, they have a fish hole.”

Ernie “I don’t think we should be doing this."
Eddie “Don’t be a fish hole.”

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Jelly Fish

This is when you take a small trash bag and place it over your partner's head when you're taking her from behind, then you close off the bag around her neck as you pull out of her vagina and go balls deep into her anus, she will expel an enormous amount of air to inflate the trash bag to resemble a Jelly Fish.

Dude, I went so far in her, so fast, she inflated the bag and looked like the Man-a-War Jelly Fish

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fish biscuit

The term made famous by the third series of Lost. Where Sawyer spends a large portion of an episode solving a series of puzzles only to be rewarded with a Fish Biscuit.

Also the same term was randomly shouted out by a certain individual who is obsessed with Lost, and also mentioned in an online conversation. Very possibly full of Omega-3.

"Hey you got yourself a Fish Biscuit! How'd ya do that?"
"I figured out your complicated gizmos."
"Only took the bears two hours!"
"How many bears were there?"

(As quoted by a certain D-T-D)
"But sir, isnt that causing brain damage?"
"Nonsense! This is low in calories, we'll sell billions and become MULTI-MILLIONAIRES! Not to mention the added fish genomes for extra flavour we added into it, BWAHAHA!"
"What!"
"erm...nothing. Continue slaving! BWHAHAHA!!"

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Fish Fingers

A term to describe the smell of your fingers or hand immediately after fingering a girl.

Oy mate, smell this, I have the maddest fish fingers.
i just hit second base with Gabby, come smell my fish fingers!

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sewer fish

a pile of human excrement left purposely in the toilet bowl for someone else to find

hey bro, while you werent home I broke into your house and left a mean sewer fish for you

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