No Nut November

November is allergy awareness month, so to support our friends who cannot enjoy the simple pleasures in life like Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, we as a nation go nut free in November! Please help to support this worthy cause by removing all nut products from your diet for the next couple weeks. This includes peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, pecans, etc.

Person 1: Hey do you want a sandwich?

Person 2: Yeah, as long as it doesn’t have peanut butter! No Nut November.

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nut-meg

It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a the victim's planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a nut-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official nut-meg did not occur.

Did you see Ronaldhino nut-meg Henry?

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nut sack

The derogatory term for the hair covered skin that forms a supportive bag like like structure for the Gonads.

"Dude guess what!"
"what man?"
"My nut sack fuckin itches!"

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Nuts to Butts

Although the above definition is correct, there is another situation it applies:
Nuts to Butts refers to 2 males riding together on a motorcycle or scooter - often times because the passenger is too lazy to walk to class so he hitches a ride on his buddy's scooter. Guys 2-up on a crotch rocket is the WORST way!

Looks at those 2 dorks riding nuts to butts to class.

Guy Passenger: "dude I need to save gas money, can you take me on your bike to the store?"
Rider: "nuts to butts? hell no"

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nigga nuts

Highly informal term of endearment.

Hey Nigga Nuts....whats happening?

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roasted nut

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

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Nut Dust

(n.) the dust-like crumb left at the bottom of a nut container

At the bottom of every can of Planter's Peanuts, there is a generous layer of nut dust.

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