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soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz January 16, 2016


Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.

I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.

by pseudonymshmoodonym April 05, 2020


Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 22, 2023


Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 18, 2022


Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.

Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"

by Joka June 02, 2023


Biggie Soft

A biggie soft is when your weiner is slightly hard and big but not hard enough to enage in any sexual activities.

Dude, I just pantsed Nathan and I swear to God he had a Biggie Soft.

by Jay-Emm The Duke of Dock March 05, 2011


Super soft birthday

A bunch of weirdos getting together dressed as fairys

Let’s be fairy’s and party a super soft birthday party

by Word hod October 13, 2021