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The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.
Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.
A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.
I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.
A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!
When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve
I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve
When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.
Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"
A biggie soft is when your weiner is slightly hard and big but not hard enough to enage in any sexual activities.
Dude, I just pantsed Nathan and I swear to God he had a Biggie Soft.
A bunch of weirdos getting together dressed as fairys
Let’s be fairy’s and party a super soft birthday party