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When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
a man above all men, not only is he incredibly handsome but he is very strong and kind he expresses love to all but most importantly... he has the largest most gargantuas cock imaginable... like seriously huge, he has veins the width of fingers and the girth is mind boggling. and don't even get my started on his balls!
veronica: hey the guy i hooked up with is a total Peter
jessica: no way!? i'm so jealous you got the whole package!
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He was one of the great thinkers of modern physics. The winner of the Alternative Nobel Prize, has died at the age of 84 years (18 May 2014).
Dared what few of his colleagues dare: over the edge of his discipline think outside even if it touches spiritual and esoteric topics. He wrote for major scientific journals as well as for small spiritual, fearing for his reputation as one of the few students Heisenberg he had not there, he was concerned with the matter, a new, unifying worldview.
Hans-Peter Dürr was a scientist.
why the fuck did you search this
i have a peter griffin egg
what the fuck kyle
A Black American who believes in a delusional form of Pan-Africanism characterized by the belief in the fairytale of a unified, utopian pre-colonial Africa. They have low self-esteem and deny that Black Americans are a distinct ethnicity. Driven by an insatiable need for validation from modern day Africans, they revere them as if they are their ‘ancestors’.
They are ashamed of being American, despite pioneering the ideology. Historically, the vast majority of Black-American icons are proud Americans as millions have fought and played a key role in the foundation of America. They often are accompanied by 'off-Black Americans' who not only attempt to pass themselves off as the ‘non-existent’ Black-American ethnic group, but also maintain their own sense of ethnic pride from their homeland while simultaneously pledging allegiance to the very state they call imperialist, exploitative, and genocidal. This is seldom addressed by Peter Pan-Africans, temporarily displaced possession of a continent they’ve had no connection to for nearly half a millenia.
Peter Pan-Africans suffer separation anxiety, and were traumatized when momma Africa sent them out on a trip for ‘cigarettes’ and never came back for them. Their identity is rooted in perpetual infantilization--Black-American cultural accomplishments are reduced to merely being derivative from the continent. These lost people are acrimonious to Black-Americans who have grown beyond their fantastical ethnic dysphoria.
Peter Pan-African: "African Americans are not an ethnic group".
Normal Human: "Man, he wants to run away to Africa---he a Peter Pan-African."
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April 25th Celebrate Peter griffin day
All peter. all day
omg peter griffin day is epic mom Peter Griffin Day
(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.
Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.
Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.
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