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fing your ring

To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.

I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.

by steelsupply June 30, 2013


faux septum ring

A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.

Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!

Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!

by Ehhh_no_thanks April 24, 2016


SOFOS NIGGA RING

WHEN NIGGA SOFOS IS ON A GOOFY AHH HOLIDAY AND GETS PERMA RINGED BY HIS MASTER FOFOS THEN HE CRIES AND SENTS ILLEGAL GOOFY SILLY CONCUSSIVE RAMBACULLOUS ELECTRIFIED DEATH THREAST CAUSE HE IS BITCHLESS AND PLAYSCLASH OF CLANS ON HIS HOLIDAYS

bro i wascalling this kid and he was perma sofos nigga ringing me

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 17, 2022


Three Ring Binder

Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.

Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder

by SpankMeSideways August 28, 2016


California ring of fire

When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas

Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!

by Queefstain June 26, 2017


Maidstonian Ring of Fire

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.

Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!

by stevendawson August 11, 2021


Mint ring surprise

When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.

I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.

by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023