To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.
I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.
A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.
Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!
Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!
WHEN NIGGA SOFOS IS ON A GOOFY AHH HOLIDAY AND GETS PERMA RINGED BY HIS MASTER FOFOS THEN HE CRIES AND SENTS ILLEGAL GOOFY SILLY CONCUSSIVE RAMBACULLOUS ELECTRIFIED DEATH THREAST CAUSE HE IS BITCHLESS AND PLAYSCLASH OF CLANS ON HIS HOLIDAYS
bro i wascalling this kid and he was perma sofos nigga ringing me
Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.
Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder
When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas
Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!
An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.
Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!
When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.
I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.