Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
Robert is the most handsome and beautiful person in the world , if you hget a boy named Robert don’t let him down , also he likes some ass
If you get a robert , don’t let him down or he’ll get revenge , and with revenge i mean REVENGE!
Robert is the fittest guy i’ve ever laid my eyes on. He is such a hot person and definitely has the biggest penis in the world, if you have a robert in your life, you are a lucky person and deserve it b <3
A guy who chipped his tooth and now everyone of his friends call him chip because it's funny.
Hey look, there goes Robert and his fucked up teeth!
When somebody takes a short amount of time to complete the deed
Becky - "How long did Robert last?"
Stacy - "Only 2 minutes, it was disappointing."
Jacob - "I wont be long babe just give me a Robert."