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An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.
Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
A weird kid that thinks he’s a dinosaur and a nigga
You guys want to talk about dinosaurs. No shut up Robert
A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
Robert your A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
A very bad player at fortnite who is also a homosexual male
Hi I'm Robert u can't build and I'm gay 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Robert is a asshole who likes to make out with alote of girls so he's a cheater he only thinks of hiself and will never take a girl any place
Robert is a lowsy scumbag, that likes to Controll peoples lives
Robert-
He is just so amazing and talented and I couldn’t ask for anything better. His smile is adorable and he has pretty blue eyes and brown hair <3 :) when he looks at you you feel like you might pass out because all you think about is him and he’s everything to you, and you never want to lose him, because without him you would be nothing. His personality is a bit of a mix of shy and really outgoing. He thinks about everyone before himself and is a very caring boy. :) he may or may not have freckles and glassessss :)))))) he’s super beautiful and I would never ever ever ask for anyone else, because to me he’s perfect and nobody could be better than Robert because he makes my life complete. He loves basketball and baseball and he’s super super great at both, especially baseball. Best on his team tho ;) Robert’s are really nice to you ( I know from experience ;) ) and when you’re around him, your a better person. He’s super funny and makes your life better <3 he’s all you want and if you ever see a Robert, get to know him a bit. He may just light up your life like he did to mine. 👉🏻👈🏻💞💞💗
Girl #1
O my god! Look how good looking that boy is, and he’s amazing at baseball!
Girl #2
Yep.. that’s a Robert for sure. Cutest boy on earth, no cap.
Robert-
Hey what’s up?
Girl #1 & #2
AAH EEEEK 😭🥰🥺💗💞
If you meet a Robert, just know that man has a massive wang.
Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.
"God I want to be with Robert"