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The Russian Santa Claus

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.

Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 6, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


russian whoopie cushion

The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.

Frank had to much to drink and passed out so we all treated him to a russian whoopie cushion on the house.

by matt mullarkey September 3, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Russian Target Practice

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.

Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.

by Your Drunk Mom June 9, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


expir-russian roulette

(transmogrification of expiration)A game of chance where one covers or ignores the expiration date on any refrigerated food out of intense hunger.

I was so hungry last night that I played expir-russian roulette with those ancient smokey links.

by Bill gronos June 29, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


russian skittle popper

This is when a male or female sits upon there partner and drops little rabbit like shits in there mouth.

dang I was rollin with the homies when all of a sudden this bitch showed up and I just had to break her off a Ole Russian Skittle popper.

by Steven S Richards co Smitty da pimp July 26, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Russian Roulette Sex

First, you buy a pack of 6 condoms and poke a hole in one. Throw them into a bag, mix it up, and pick one out randomly right before you stick it in. The bullet is the one that has the hole in it.

Oh crap, me and my girlfriend did Russian Roulette Sex last night. Afterwards, I checked and I got the one with the hole.

by crazyideas69 August 22, 2013

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž