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December 8th is the second day where everyone has the right to feel horny no matter what other people say!They could even ask for free nudesʘ‿ʘ
Guy:ayo shawty,link some feet pics
Girl:Lol why
Guy: It's the second international horny day!
Second-cousin-eleven-times-removed (2C11R).
My second-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
yo whats that smell?
sorry man, 3 second spin cycle
o gotcha
"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."
An “enhanced” second when one needs a prolonged period of time to get something done but want to say it in the dumbest way possible.
“When are you man.” “Give me a BIG BLACK NIGGA SECOND.”
A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.
‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’
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The reason why Jesus Christ died
Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
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