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The Orange Shower is a specific type of urinary endeavor, similar to the golden shower. Whether done for a sexual thrill or purely out of spite, it involves hiring prostitutes to urinate on a bed used by someone considered to be an enemy or rival. The Orange Shower was first performed by President Donald Trump when he hired Russian prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed that had been previously used by President Barrack Obama.
On a business trip, I recently stayed in a hotel, and I found the bed to be exceptionally comfortable. However, as soon as I found out that my dickface boss had stayed in the same room a year ago, I promptly began planning an Orange Shower.
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A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.
“How was the Russian shower Phillip?”
“It was delightful and I had a real good time.”
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A secret plan, often involving a person in the process of washing.
"Ive got a great shower-cat for tonight, We steal Nicolas clothes while she is in the bath"
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The act of farting in the shower to the point of gagging, sometimes resulting in vomiting or suffocation.
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The act of riding on a motercycle, naked, in the rain as a thrilling method of bathing.
"Hey man, you wanna use the shower after me?"
"No thanks, it's raining. l'll go out for a motercycle shower. Gas is cheaper than the water bill."
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Cum towel for the shower.
Time to take another shower. Luckily I have my shower curtain that never moves from the shower for when I masturbate in there.
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Reverse bukkake. When several women stand over a man, and squirt onto his face. The man must keep the ejaculate on his face and be humiliated.
Did you see "See Her Squirt 281"? 5 girls gave a lucky bastard an april shower.
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