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Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.
Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.
A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.
Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.
Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones
Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.
Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp
when you have a pimp mind set but throw your simpin in for someone
A person who "simps" for a literal ten year old cartoon character.
(Person one):"KENNY IS SO HAWT"
(Person 2): "What a Kenny simp."
Simp-Olympics is a word stands for the competition of men who are simp(sucka idolizing mediocre Pussy) and who simp hard like motherfucka to get female attention. In modern society most men are simps who don’t get female attention. So they spend money on female and showers females with gifts to get some attention from females. Females use simps for cash and gifts but females don’t like them or respect them. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz in his red pill videos
Maria : Girl we winning in life in 2020
Laquisha : Don’t worry girl , there will be simp-olympics in 2020.