texas south paw

When you Ejaculate and shit at the same time

Jerome loved the Wonder Woman movie so much he Texas south pawed in the regal bathroom as soon as the movie was over.

Springfield, South Dakota

A small town with a kick-ass 4th of July celebration.

I'm going to Springfield, South Dakota for the 4th of July.

dirty south paw

When you fuck a chick from the back while she's in the yoga position downward dog 😁👍

I hit that bitch "dirty south paw!"

South breeze school

a dumbass school with full of monkeys named sameun and tahir, sameun is a black nigger i hope he died idec like actually he should die, that niga's ego is bigger than his own cock, like niga stfu and die, no one wants you

You should sucide, i mean you should be a Sameun in a south breeze school

South Dakota Avenue

The main shopping street in Washington D.C. It is home to some of the most exclusive stores in the world and attracts only the most sophisticated consumers.

Person #1 - "Hey, I could really go for some McDonald's."

Person #2 - "You uncouth savage, why should we eat at McDonald's when the Dakota Fish Market is only a block away!"

Person #3 - "What fools! Are you not aware that Hair Chef is right across the street?"

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South Side Demons

Possibly the absolute worst gang in history. First of all, it was founded in a middle-class, suburban town with only about 30,000 residents, and about 10,000 of them are seniors living in the gigantic senior center. This notorious gang goes around tagging, yes that's right, TAGGING, random stupid useless landmarks in town- electrical boxes and abandoned buildings mostly- OH HORROR.

These members mostly write "SSD" on these buildings although they actually spelled out their gangs name once, and we are all very proud that they spelled it correctly. All in all, just a bunch of losers who spray-paint in the middle of the night, but watch out- because they are "Out to kill".

LOL

1. Buddy 1: "Hey man, wanna hear a joke?"

Buddy 2: "Sure"

Buddy 1: "The South Side Demons"

Buddy 2: (laughs out loud)

2. Guy: "Man my 5-year old cousin came over, and boy

was he annoying. He took crayons and wrote all

over my wall. He did more damage than the

South Side Demons."

3. Loser: "I'm working at Motel Caswell. It's a step-up from

my last job- Editing the taggings of the South

Side Demons."

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South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.

While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.

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