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don't stain your mom's stink star! it's an antique!
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An excuse for a bunch of lonely people to run around in costumes and play with swords.They stupidly think that they have some type of force with them. They quit their jobs to line up for several days to watch some stupid movie that lasts for like 2 hours. Also see trekkies.
(Normal kid) So what do you want to do today?
(Weird kid) I have the force, I must put on make-up and a costume and parade around the street like a fool. Maybe one day I too can find out who my father is.
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The universe in which TOS, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager and Enterprise inhabit.
It is a universe very much centered on social rather than scientific possibilities, due to various budget constraints it could not portray very many non-humanoid lifeforms that weren't energy beings. It attempts to seem scientifically sophisticated via copious amounts of technobabble that has only a tenuous link to theoretical concepts of today. It's spacecraft suffer the same problems as Star Wars, having low range weapons of poor firepower. Kinetic weapons are few and far between despite being superior in almost every way to phasers, and as in Star Wars, melee weapons larger than a knife make a mysterious return. The human political system is more akin to a socialist dictatorship than a free and fair society, and one can only hope that the Borg (Who would have their asses kicked by 21st century armies, btw) will assimilate them all and end the entire melodrama.
Star Trek is a vision of an alternate future where brains where bred out of humanity.
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1) A newspaper in Hawaii
2) After having buttsex, press your ass against the window and shart.
1) "Dude, the Star Advertiser sucks asscrack. Dont buy it."
2) "Man, some Iolani people were going at it yesterday. I saw some wrinkly old ass do a Star Advertiser!"
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When you shit in a girls pussy then piss in it and eat it out then fuck her and shit on her chest usually making her very horny and want anal it's the key to ass fucking
That girl wants a ninja star I can tell.
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The second player in Super Mario Galaxy that has to get all your star bits and hold off all the enemies for you.
"STAR BITCH! Get over here and get these star bits for me while i'm flying to this new planet!"
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