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When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.
"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
when someone cant stop thinking about suicide, its all they think about
“im sorry I've been so down lately, i have suicide fever and im not doing so good….”
When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.
“The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”
The profound frustration, hunger and loneliness experienced by non-Europeans when absolutely nothing is open in Europe every single Sunday.
Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich
I am so hungry, no supermarkets are open, how is it Suicide Sunday again?
Double Dutch Rudder Suicide Challenge - The Double Dutch Rudder Challenge is when you find 3 homeless bums, get one of them to slit his/her wrists and try to get the other two bums off via Dutch Rudder before he/she passes out.
"Lets find some homeless bums and make them do the DDR Suicide Challenge"
Someone who eats a lot of hot Cheetos hoping to die
That person hates their life so much that they consume outrageous amounts of hot Cheetos trying to Commit hot Cheeto Suicide
In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.
Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!
Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!