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ti·ger
/ˈtīɡər/
noun
Won't let anyone touch it after the divorce.
Goes mlem mlem mlem with its tongue.
A trembling tiger came home at five, after his second divorce he couldn't keep the cubs.
Man on Safari: Ah AHH AHHHHHHH!!! GOD HELP ME. FUCKING HELP ME IM BEING MAULED BY A TIGER
Me: awwww big kitteh cat with fwuffy cheeks :3333
A nick name for a guy who does sexual things with a girl.
*Making out*, girl: pulls away and says nice kissing tiger
The animal that Carol Fuckin Baskin used to kill her husband because she’s a crazy bitch
Person 1: what do you know about tigers?
Person 2: Carol Baskin used one to kill her husband. Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen.
the worlds best pussy eater, a sexual freak that will leave you craving for more