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harms syndrome

subjecting oneself to the manipulative forces of the opposite sex. Act strangely around females and have no will or motivation whatsoever. If a victim is asked to do something they comply shamelessly and do not complain. Victim is reduced to a pathetic lifeform within in days and spends most of his time watching chick flicks.

My god what happened?

Its too late now he's got harms syndrome.

by Isaach November 16, 2006


Aasgier's Syndrome

An illness marked by a strong dislike or hatred for something without any known reason behind these feelings

Raseri wasn't sure what exactly made him hate skylights in houses; he just did. It's rumored that Raseri suffers from Aasgier's Syndrome.

Despite being dubbed by many as "tennisace," the man, who was known by many to be afflicted with Aasgier's Syndrome, actually hated tennis for some unbeknownst reason. He would have rather been known as "golface."

by d(n_n)b June 10, 2013


Towers Syndrome

A group of symptoms that consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Always spread from ONE PERSON(VJ) to another by direct or indirect contact.

Symptoms may include, But almost never:
Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Weird Boners
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health

We must raise awareness of Towers Syndrome.

by Over_9k November 13, 2012


Warbucks Syndrome

Person who thinks they can buy the love, attention and respect of others. They constantly give money to worthless family members. These same worthless family members will talk shit about them if they don't get the money.

My husband has fuckin' (Warbucks Syndrome) everytime his crack head sister comes around...He gave her $50 again the other day!

by WhyteNegro65 February 19, 2011


hulseyastic syndrome

A term that is given to girls when they are hanging out with one or more girls who are similar looking and are, friendly, sweet and drop dead gorgeous. It is a term only given to girls whom you have the urge to fall in love with. Basically it is a term generally used to describe your favorite sisters. (But they've got to be hott)

AH! I'm going to have to diagnose Hannah and Caroline with Hulseyastic syndrome because they are the best sisters that i have ever known. They are filled with intelligence, kindness, and sweetness on the inside, and they are as beautifull on the outside as they are on the inside.

by Todd Waller February 03, 2006


The Klibanov Syndrome

Occurs when a guy simps for a girl. He then decides to make a move. The girl then answers that he's her "Plan B" and that she's dating someone else for now. Thus, misleading the simp to think that she's actually dating someone at the moment, and will quit dating him soon for him.
Then, the simp discovers he's not the first to hear that answer from that girl.
Likely to happen to chubby delusional high-schoolers.

Oh, is that what she told you too?
It must be The Klibanov Syndrome.

by Romi Kl. January 20, 2022


holly syndrome

When one named Holly is behind on time.

Holly syndrome is definitely in effect today.

by Sjm1132 April 30, 2016