Look it's that little square dude!
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A douche bag, but referring to a person whose sex you are uncertain of.
- Dude, you know Chris Crocker on youtube?
- The homewrecking "girl"?
- Yeah, she's such a dude-she-bag!
An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.
Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
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that girl has a friend, that is a boy. so he is her dude-friend.
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One who possess the required skills and/or knowledge to carry out a specified task.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
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DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls βtoken dudeβ. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). Itβs just right.
Cindy- βBecky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know heβs a doucheβ
Becky- βHeβs got Token Dude Dick I canβt help it, i need it.β
Used to explain why a 20 year old can't have a certain girlfriend.
"OMG I met this awesome girl online!"
"Dude she's 12."
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