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This person is a special person. Alex is someone who is big strong and buff because he does At home workouts. he is very professional at valorant although he hates the game he is still somehow pro. Alex is someone who is also profesional at Orchestra and is someone who would be concertmaster for philharmonic.
OMG IS THAT ALEX VU, THE CONCERTMASTER?
Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.
"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.
A girl who is always loud and can make everyone and anyone happy. She is always cheerful! She loves playing sports, manly hockey and baseball and is an amazing player. She is always there for her bestfriends. She is a great student but, sometimes doesn't have the best common sense. She is blonde and blonde at heart. In conclusion, she is an AMAZING PERSON!!
Boy: Is that the new girl? what's her name?
Girl: Alex Duf
Boy: oh, damn!
The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.
Me: Damn Alex Vause is hot. I wish she was my wife
Friend: Agreed
I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
An Alex Watson Is someone who is a complete wanker and thrives off telling everyone how shit they are, he dosnt give a fuck if you are actually good at it or not he will still take the piss.
Someone random walked past me today who I didn’t know and called me a cunt for no reason, he was an Alex Watson