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A phrase yelled when someone triggers your trap card, usually followed by "Oh no!"
"Oops, I stood on this doormat."
"You triggered my trap card!!!"
"Oh no!"
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what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.
"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"
- To have an advantage that other people do not know about.
- You have a surprise plan or idea that you are keeping back until the time is right.
You still have a card up your sleeve, and it should solve all your problems.
A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.
Person 1: You dropped your gay card.
Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.
Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!
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In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"
Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.
Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?
Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.
Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.
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Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!
Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?
Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
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can be given or requested
for use when u do something douche-baggy, asshole-ish or embarrassing while drunk..
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Stan:"Damn Cody, u hit on my sister, sucker punched my roommate and pissed all over my girls car!!!"
Cody:"yyyeehh...Dude u gonna have to let me hold a get out of fail free card on this one. I don't usually drink the white....come on"
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Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.
Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
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