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When so many leaves fall into a lake that you can walk over it.
There is a lake rake in the north pacific.
It is a wannabe Lake Forest. Nobody knows if Knollwood is its own town or a part of Lake Bluff. Suzy Swirls is nice I guess?
They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...
Lake Forester: Do you want to meet at Starbucks?
Lake Bluffer: No, Bluffingtons.
The sexiest trufalla tree around, 6.3 inches, medium gurth. He’s ya daddy, ya mommy, and ya mailman (also kimpossible).
Max stole Lake Grooters from Tatum in 3 seconds.
Its a lake that is very zesty and maybe even a little gay, idk tho.
P1: "Lets go swim in gay lake."
P2: "NO!!!! IM NOT A ZEST FEST!!!!!"
Someone who has sex in a lake usually with someone of the same sex
Bro she looks like a lake girl
Unknown creature in South Holston lake in East Tennessee. Lake nasties nibble on legs and toes. A lake nasties nibble feels uniquely different than that of the fish or other creatures living in the lake. Could possibly be some sort of mutated sewage beast.
Swaddley Ho used to have a penis before it was eaten by lake nasties.
The Northeast Lakes (NEL) region of NFTY includes Buffalo, Cleveland, Ottawa, Rochester and Toronto.
NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.
Jimmy: Hey! Are you signed up for that NFTY Northeast Lakes event?
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!