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A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.
Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"
Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"
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A Alias for our leader Don Hock while his is on espionage missions in the enemy territory of Aloysius. He is our leader, and he is the living reincarnation of our god, Juan.
Facist: Where is Don Hock?
POW/Rape Victim: Um... he's definatly not White Mexican...
Facist: Um... O.K.
POW/Rape Victim: ...dumbass....
Facist: That will be 1000 but-fucks!
POW/ Rape Victim: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.
Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.
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the ability to hop fences, mow lawns, and do ther mexican things.
this fence is so small getting over is like having mexican powers.
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A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".
Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.
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The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.
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Those dirty pineapple mexicans were like roasting whole pigs and shit.
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