talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

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hand grenade

When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.

It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.

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Slow Hands

^ What that guy said.

Slow Hands Is The Best Song Ever Made. Ever.

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Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts

I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.

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Ight hand

“Ight hand” meaning okay man. A term that generally good ol boys on the oil rig use.

Ol boy 1: “Just got off the rig man, that’s enough West Texas drilling for me”
Ol boy 2: “Ight hand, you gon miss the smell of oil base”

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hand saw

A hand saw is a sexual technique by which one inserts their flat palm in another person's anus and makes a sawing motion thereby pleasuring the other individual's anus.

I fuckin' hand sawed your mom's ass last night!

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brew hands

when your hands become incredibly cold and possibly go numb from holding a freezin brew

"Mike, Billy, and Vito all had brew hands from being outside in the cold, but Nick was just messed up and being an ass," said Dan.

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