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When you get a train ran on you while in the hood.
“Stacy had her first urban pipeline on her trip to Detroit! She’s still sore.”
The act of looking up shit on urbandictionary.com in school (usual in 4th period science class)
Hey look, those dickheads are Urban Schooling.
This is the subset of Urban dictionary, where definers use definitions to vent their spite for a certain group of people, whether or not the word being defined is actually relevant. Definers will either make up a word (like I just did) or worse, piggyback on another word, and then begin spewing their hateful commentary. In my opinion, rather than polluting the definition, these people should just start a blog and say "I can't stand people who dress like X and come from Y and think of themselves as Z" and follow it up with some more penetrative commentary.
Often someone will express their distaste for something by attempting to coin a derogatory term for people who like that thing. Rather than simply state that they think that Edgar Meyer is a pedestrian musician, they try to characterize someone who would listen to Edgar Meyer as an ignorant philistine.
The definition you are reading may seem like an example, but it has the following important distinction: it describes the action that people that annoy me do. I am not implicitly asserting that other characterists correlate to committing such an action. I am not saying that people who do this wear Calvin Klein jeans, listen to Benny Goodman, come from a certain rural regions east of Duvall WA, or drive a metallic green Japanese hybrid vehicle.
OK, this does belong in the Urban dissin'ary.
An individual who gathers video content while walking through urban centers, showcasing unique properties and venues which influence our appreciation of Architecture, Food, Art and Entertainment.
Is he just taking random videos of family and friends or is he an urban serf?
Surviving on meals collected entirely from free food samples.
A typical urban sampling route:
For lunch, pass through the olive and cheese sections at Gourmet Garage. Dinner at the Whole Foods pizza counter. FatWitch brownies from Chelsea Market and dark chocolate from Pure Dark for dessert.
One who constantly posts their name on urban dictionary, thinking that it is cool and original, or just a way to raise his/her ever increasing ego just a bit more. Often times the definition begins with "the sexiest", "the handsomest", or "the most incredible" "guy/girl in the world". Then continues to narcissistic rambling. When playing the urban dictionary game, Urban-Narcissistic definitions are easy to come by and best deserve a "thumbs down".
(Urban-Narcissist)
Assface
Assface is the hansumist best luking pursen evr. He is soe kewl. insert random narcassistic rambling here
idiots who make up terms here about american politics and embracing their political frustration, instead of creating useful terms here, regardless of political views
-Have you seen how many stupid new words Tracey submitted here?
-Yea, and those are all about his whining on politics instead of saying anything useful
-He is truly an Urban Dicktionarist