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A virgin who tries way too hard lose his virginity with girls, almost always creeping on them. Often a state at parties, being wheelbarrowed away, like a mess. Can (optionally) have been fingered by a gay guy, pretending it was a girl. Once a super virgin breaks this with a girl, he then becomes a normal virgin, requiring sex from another, different girl to lose his virginity.
Person 1: Haha! Mad harry hoofter got fingert!
Person 2: What a super virgin.
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Super Virgin: Are we dae'in this or whit?
Any Girl: Gads. You're such a super virgin creep.
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a virgin who not only did not have sex before but has never had any real sexual contact (like kissing, dirty touching, making out, etc.) with the opposite gender (sorry, relatives and family don't count)
Jovan: Hey Michael! I finally kissed a girl, am I still a virgin?
Michael: No, but at least you are not an extra virgin anymore.
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A pewpew virgin is a poopoo virgin. It pretty much means you haven't taken a shit then stuffed it back up your ass... yet.
I'm a pewpew virgin and proud.
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A women Whos Son Named Jesus actualy thinks is a virgin dumb ass
virgin mary got a train run on her before the baby jesus
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A neo-virgin is a person who has rediscovered their sense of virtue later in life.
“I had sex before but now I’m a neo-virgin and would prefer to wait until marriage”
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When a bowl is packed too tightly to be effectively inhaled, thus resulting in a wasted hit.
Jordan packed the bowl too tightly, and after getting a shitty hit said "Fuck, it's a virgin bowl."
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To go for an extended period of time without painting your finger nails any color, including clear, at all.
Jesus Christ on rollerskates, woman! Look at your virgin fingers! Do you ever paint those?
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