Hufflepuff three way

A three way involving a man, Angelina Johnson (seemingly the only African American girl in the world of Harry Potter), and Cho Chang (seemingly the only Asian girl in the world of Harry Potter). It is named so because the colors of Hufflepuff House are black and yellow, just like the stereotypical skin colors of those two girls.

Harry had convinced Angelina to try a Hufflepuff three way at the top of the astronomy tower, but Cho would only do it if Peeves got to watch.

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three-way kiss

When 3 People Kiss Together, not meaning one's sitting beside probably kissing your neck ear and etc. Or tht the other one is making out wiht you, then you switch.

three-way kiss is When 3 People Kiss Together, not meaning one's sitting beside probably kissing your neck ear and etc. Or tht the other one is making out wiht you, then you switch.

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that's the way the pickle squirts

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

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One-Way Bitch

A person who likes to act incredibly bitchy, but can't handle bitchiness in return and gets disproportionately hurt feelings. Usually demonstrated in the interwebz, as one-way bitches rarely have the balls to demonstrate bitchy behavior to anyone's face.

Tiffany: Did you see what Sparrow said in the blog comments?!
Augusta: Yeah, but as soon as you give it back she gets all emotional.
Tiffany: She's a one-way bitch.

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Two Way Street

Not exactly a street but a path to a relationship involving two people.Whether it's boyfriend and girlfriend or just being with a relative/friend.

Ron Weasely:Harry!Did you and Hermoine break up yet?o_o
Harry Potter:No Ron,we're still on a two way street.=/
Ron Weasely:Aww,blimey!I'm still on the single road right now!T__T*sobs*

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to-relax-in-the-gentleman's-way

to partake in "self pleasuring"

"wacking off"
"choking the chicken"
"knocking one out"

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Devil's Three Way

A three way with two guys and one girl. Dicks may never touch. No eye contact between two guys. Defy these rules and you shell forever burn in hell.

I had a devil's three way with Dave and Rodney, it was wierd but great.

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