wet computer

something you get by pouring wordmountain dew/word on strongbad's computer

"how to make a wet compuro out of stwong bahs compuro"

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Wet humping

Opposite of dry humping; person A making contact with genitalia of person B

Without penetration

I enjoyed wet humping but now I'm concerned with stds

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Wet dream

A wet dream is when a boy or man has a sexual dream, and ejaculates in his sleep.

Brody had a wet dream where he was fucking his girlfriend Bailey. He woke up to see he had been having sex with his pillow, and it had dried cum in it.

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wet whale

a type of dildo invented by a group of school pupils on a trip 2 london
other dildos also known as furry ferret and slimy snake

"for pleasure i like to use a wet whale"

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wet head

A Blowjob, sucking on a penis.

She gives the best wet heads!

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wet noodle

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

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Is water wet

No bitch water isn’t fucking wet since “wet” is an adjective to describe something that was once dry that has now been contacted by a liquid.

Josh: is water wet?
Jake: no dumbass
James: yes it is dumb bitch
Josh: No you dummy. You telling me if you see water you gonna say it’s wet?
James: ......
Josh: right stfu

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