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Ironically polite term for a woman who does not want her actual age known, e.g. one who is close to or just over the menopause.
Things which define women of a certain age are: exceptionally gaudy clothing, homeopathy and aromatherapy, sensible haircuts, books on feminism, affairs with paper boys, and coffee mornings.
Your mum is a woman of a certain age. Yes she is.
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A female who has enough personalities to keep you completely occupied. One minute you're labeled gay and the next minute you're labeled a pathological flirt. One minute she's praising the Lord, the next minute she's getting drunk all over the place. Who is she? You will never know because she is a One Woman Circus or also known as a Jack Of All Characters.
One woman circus Jack of all characters
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Basically a "big, beautiful woman" is a fat chick with a pretty face. She is the diametric opposite of a butterface.
The ongoing debate rages as to whether this term is an oxymoron. For the most part it IS (but I have never been a fan of flab). One has to concede, however, that for a woman to be considered physically "beautiful", she MUST possess a pretty face. (So there is potential for a "big, beautiful woman" to trim down and become truly beautiful).
Admittedly, definitions of beauty can be somewhat subjective. Realistically speaking though, if a woman is too overweight to wear a two-piece bathing suit in public, then she does not approach an accurate description of beautiful. (Curves are nice, cellulite isn't).
Modern day beauty pageants like "Miss USA" and the "Miss Hawaiian Tropic International" are very illustrative of this point. The contestants possess varying physical attributes but, regardless of height, breast cup size, butt size, hair length, hair color and eye color, they have one thing in common: flat stomachs.
Usually known by the acronym BBW, a "big, beautiful woman" posts photographs of herself on social networking sites that are purposely shot so as to disguise her obesity. Classic examples usually include a combination of:
- close-up head or face shots
- extremely high or overhead camera angles
- low-key lighting and possibly actual image manipulation.
Flashing cleavage or employing hairnosis and/or boobnosis are often used as secondary deceptions.
Since most men have booblevision to begin with, they rarely pause to consider that the BBW in question could shrink one to three WHOLE bra cup sizes if they ever lost the excess flab. Obviously going from a D cup to an A cup would render the formerly outstanding bust line moot.
(In this same vein, a woman writer once quipped, "When I'm a size six, I can get into my favorite jeans. When I'm a size fourteen, I finally have the bust line that I always wanted in high school.") 'Nuff said?
Big, beautiful women come in two basic groups: those who want to lose weight, and those who won't do what is necessary to lose weight (choosing instead to refer to themselves by outrageous euphemisms such as: "fluffy", "juicy", "thick", "big boned", "pleasingly plump", or "more to love." Star Jones is their poster child).
To the first group, I would suggest having your thyroid gland checked out by a medical doctor who knows something about nutrition and does not dismiss naturopathic remedies. Eat enough medium to low calorie foods to feel full, and have a few colonics to insure proper nutrient absorption. If you have been genetically hosed by your family's DNA, you're going to have to put extra effort into whatever you do. Surgery may be an option, but there is NO substitute for regular exercise.
To the second group I ask, who do you think you are fooling? As Jeff Foxworthy observed about large women wearing Spandex, "If your bottom looks like two raccoons wrestling around in a fifty pound sack of feed, you are NOT 'juicy'!"
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SexyLexie is a self-proclaimed "MySpace hottie" but Kip Dynamite wants a full body shot to prove she's not just another big beautiful woman with delusions of grandeur.
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Strong independent women are less emotionally dependent, they can find happiness on their own. It could be written as siw.
For example, a girl talk to an engaged couple, and they never answer her. Then, if the girl feel upset, the girl is not a strong independent woman!
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A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).
John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"
Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."
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A person who are comfortable with their femininity but feel dysmorphia /discomfort when referred to as a woman, therefore uses non-binary terms such as they/them.
-Do you use the terms she/her?
-No, I identify as a non-binary woman, therefore I use they/them pronouns.
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A woman who is exploited by the sex industry. Used in the place of prostitute or hooker because these imply the prostituted women (or less likely man) has agency in the situation when this is extremely rare. Used by anti sex trafficking activists. The word hooker also implies that men are hopelessly seduced or sucked in by prostituted women when really it is a choice to pay a pimp to rape a prostitute woman and degrade her intimately for his own satisfaction.
The prostituted woman was kidnapped from her homes in South East Asia under the threat of the death of herself and torture of her family. Sex trafficking is against international human right's laws and every human being's right to personal autonomy.
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