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A relationship between two men that is both extremely manly (revolves around sports, talking about women, eating, quoting bad movies) but also extremely gay considering their comfort level with each other. Just like the movie Top Gun. Really manly and really gay at the same time.
I'm pretty sure that at this point, Mick and Paul would rather text each other about baseball than talk to their own wives. In fact I'm damn sure of it. They're in a Top Gun Relationship.
A gun thats concealed in the folds of fat in an obese woman. This definition can only apply to one thats obese enough to use their fat to physically conceal the gun
The police arrested an overweight female gangbanger for assault. Upon checking her with a metal detector, further searching revealed she was hiding a fat bitch under the fat rolls of her stomach. She now faces additional handgun charges.
A fat lady robbed the gas station on 1st street. She didnt seem suspicious at first but she reached under her arm and pulled out a fat bitch (gun) and pointed it at the clerk and demanded money.
The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.
“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”
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involves 3+ men
when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure
guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!
If your gun is pink, it means you are girl who is attracted to girls (lesbian).
Libby: "what colour is your gun"
Molly: "my gun is pink"
Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.
My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off
A REAL rock band. Unfortunately some people listen to a single song and say they suck, but you're wrong.
Over 9.6 million Guns 'n' Roses fans CAN'T be wrong!
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