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A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.
"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."
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A slang phrase that is synonymous with male masturbation. Other examples include: choking the chicken; jackin' the beanstalk.
My boy got punked by his girl, so he got left peelin' the banana.
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Two super upward curved erections sword fighting during man on man foreplay.
Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?
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when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off
John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had
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Awesome, extremely cool, sexy, rad
That setup is banana-pants!!! I wish I had one just like that.
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Those long strings that adhere to your hands when you open a banana are the makings of banana glue. Banana glue is almost always found on a table top or counter after breakfast. Once these long strings have dried all day or over night it is impossible to remove them and they will be a permanent part of the table top. No amount of scrubbing will remove them. You will learn to to use it in many ways once you have mastered the art of removing it.
Sue: What is this this brown strip on our counter?
Bill: That is the banana glue that I am making to use when I hang the poster in the den. I will either use it when I have enough for that or to patch the car seats where the cat ripped them on the last trip to the Vet.
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A banana that always carries a gun with him and always has a smoke in his hand to look cool.
Dude you always carry a smoke with you, your acting like a total thug banana right now and get rid of the gun
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