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Noun: A complete shit-show of an evening where revelers partake in cocktails from each family of delicious alcohols
Mike and Bethany had a Long Island Evening when Mike's mom was in town... 2x Old Fashioneds, 2x Manhattans, Pink Sanchez, 2 C Suckers, and 3 beers to round out the evening... whew!
The energy that comes from a guy who girls would trip over themselves to suck him off and other guys would pay for the privilege of being able to dock with him . So named as a long foreskin lets someone have the amazing feeling of being able to peel back with their lips until their tongue feels the smooth pink head. Furthermore the foreskin protects the head against keratinzation so the person sucking it has the amazing mouth feel of a moist and smooth dick.
Anna: Wow Adam is a really cutie, he just exudes long foreskin energy.
Will: He really does, I don't own a boat but I would love to be his docking buddy.
It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.
Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!
When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame
Allyssa got me to do a long beach lampshade and i burned my ass
them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck
`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`
Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!
Any powerpoint presentation in which the presenter reads from the slide verbatim without any side comments, observations or examples. Use of monotone voice usually goes with this.
I could hardly stay awake during that last presentation. What a powerpoint Sing-a-Long! On the plus side, he did a killer Ben Stein impersonation!