Those 3 hours every July 27th when Jonesy calls all his boys with the hopes of being showered with birthday wishes
Did you write on Chris' wall for his bday? Nope, I'm sure I'll be part of his birthday shower
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The act of showering in the lingering filth of a freshly laid shit that you forgot to flush before you hopped in the shower. Hence making the shower experience extremly toxic.
Person 1: "Man, i got in the shower with a massive dump still in the crapper"
Person 2: "Yeh, i can tell, your still glowing green from that 'toxic shower'"
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A secret plan, often involving a person in the process of washing.
"Ive got a great shower-cat for tonight, We steal Nicolas clothes while she is in the bath"
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The act of farting in the shower to the point of gagging, sometimes resulting in vomiting or suffocation.
shower gag gas knock out asphyxiation suffocation ungodly smell rotten ass
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The act of riding on a motercycle, naked, in the rain as a thrilling method of bathing.
"Hey man, you wanna use the shower after me?"
"No thanks, it's raining. l'll go out for a motercycle shower. Gas is cheaper than the water bill."
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Cum towel for the shower.
Time to take another shower. Luckily I have my shower curtain that never moves from the shower for when I masturbate in there.
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Reverse bukkake. When several women stand over a man, and squirt onto his face. The man must keep the ejaculate on his face and be humiliated.
Did you see "See Her Squirt 281"? 5 girls gave a lucky bastard an april shower.
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