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A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.
Oh my lord! Austin Cozma just did 9/11
A flakey best friend who doesn't always know what's going. Gets in trouble way to much.
My coworker, Austin Sabel, isn't all with it all the time
Landen Austin is the clan lord master, the second coming of Hitler. The leader of this clan is overbearing, controlling, and aggressive. Remember to attack in war.
Landen Austin commands you to attack. Hail before the master.
Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.
Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit
Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.