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A man named Evans is very unloyal he is involved with multiple women at once and has no regard for other people's feelings
Evans is a player
A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.
Girl 1- “ Save a horse, ride....”
Girl 2- “an Evan....”
THE SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
“You are such an Evan”
“Stawp you are so Evan”
The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.
“Hey is that a garbage can?”
“Nope thats just evan”
“Oh no stfu evan”
To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.
“Hey is that a garbage can?”
“Nope thats just evan”