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When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.
hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?
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When you cum on a girl who has a bush
Man. Guess what i did last night?
What?
I bushes baked beans a girl
When you smoke too much weed and are too baked for anything ever
I was so over baked I was in the middle of the stairs and didn't know if I should go up or down, so I just slept there
When you are so baked you can't do anything ever
I was so Over Baked I didn't know weather I should go up or down, so I slept in the middle
A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?
When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.
Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?
When you use your Spring Break vacation to get high.
Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get higher than Team Rocket when they blastin off again!
Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!