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Green Day. God's favorite band. God will clear up skies to see his favorite band play.
"Why aren't there any clouds in the sky Tre?"
"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"
"What is Gods favorite band?"
"Green Day!"
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Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.
Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?
Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...
Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)
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Band Camp Residue can really only be know to those in a marching band. Band Camp Residue may consist of the following: sweat,sunblock,bug spray,grass,dirt,other's residue,spit(for those next to someone who can't figure out when/how to empty their spit valves),and things invisible to the untrained eye: fear of failure,frustration and desperation. Residue gradually builds up during the day and the physical effects can be washed away with soap and water. As for the psychological effects,however,the only cure is more practice and/or more Cowbell.
Jenna: I feel gross.
Me: It's Band Camp Residue.
Silicone Bands worn by the cult group and exclusive gang known as "Timmaz Hard".
This is seen as an equivalent to a gang patch and is only worn by respected members.
"Bro I heard Simon was prospecting"
"Yeah, he earnt his Timmaz Hard Band last week"
A group of diverse people who tend to love backwoods rockin' country music...They assemble in all ages and become one attracted to great people, presence and large rowdy campfires!! You can tell the road they took by the mud on Thier truck.
"These Northwest folk's are the Greatest!"
Last Chance Band
Phrase promoting turning the party up a notch. Could involve actually buying shots for a band if live music is present; otherwise it refers to any action that livens up a party.
The party was a little boring until Scott decided to buy shots for the band and then things got wild.