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A Bruh Moment is an emotional reaction where someone can also physically react with, "Bruh"depending on the "Bruh velocity", The bigger the velocity, the longer the "Bruh Moment" is. For an Example, My wife took the kids, that is equal to a minimum Bruh Moment. You running out of pizza roles, equals to a higher percentage of a longer Bruh Moment.
My dad hasn't brought the milk yet.
bruh.
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Omg where's the pizza roles???
Bruhhhhhh
Dad what's a bruh moment? *Doesn't have a dad*
Wow that's a bruh moment
When you realize you fricked up so damn badly that you consider game ending yourself
You clap a girls checks and she tells you she’s a furry
BRUH MOMENT
The feeling of being homesick or missing home, or arriving home after a period of absence. As Dorothy experienced in her trip to Oz in the classic The Wizard of Oz.
Can also describe any encounter with a tornado, witch, munchkin, scarecrow, tinman, cowardly lion, flying monkey, or man behind the curtain.
The feeling of waking up after a halucination in technicolour and realizing that you are not in Kansas anymore.
Example 1
"Hey man, did you see that tornado take away that girl's house?"
"That's a Dorothy Moment!"
Example 2
"Last night was crazy. I saw things that I never knew existed."
"I know right! That trip was intense. Where are we?"
"Chigaco."
"Oh? We aren't in Kansas anymore?"
"That's a Dorothy Moment!"
'Crunk Moment' is a more positive form of a Bruh Moment
Man 1: "My life is over she took the kids and the house"
Man 2: "At least you have the album Kings of Crunk by famous rapper Lil Jon"
Man 1:"Crunk Moment"
A praise you call out before engaging in a moment , instance , event , or action that would naturally lead to a decision or effect that you would naturally regret. But if you call out that you are going to commit a Switzerland moment you are instantly forgave in everybody’s eyes for they can’t judge upon a “Switzerland moment”. This also works for calling it out post-event. I.e man I had a “Switzerland moment” last night.
Man me and the whole work crew went out for drinks , spent $1000 bar tab , and Jake went home with a swamp donkey thank god he called out he was having a “Switzerland moment”.
when someones first reaction to being mad is to feed into that rage and slander anyone and everyone who provokes that anger.
"man, why is michael so sad?"
"his girlfriend was experiencing a maya moment and took it out on his entire family"
This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which a person, when presented with a color, mistakenly speaks the name of a different color.
"The Blier": *is shown a red apple*
"The Blier": "green?"
Everyone: "Blier Moment"