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Bump the bean

Insufflating blow off of a clitoris.

Yo, did Cindy let you bump the bean last night at the bachelor party?

by JLeno December 3, 2016


Ten Beans

adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dude, that chick is totally Ten Beans.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 1, 2005


Bean Bath

Commonly used in the year 1296 by the roman empire

Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.

This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.

(Modern example)
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."

by Plebian Slayer69 August 8, 2019


Smol Bean

Smol Bean's are people who usually use the words "UwU", "OwO", "UnU" and many others. Smol Bean stands for a small, innocent being. They usually say things like "UwU gimme cookies!!!" and are more of a childish type.

"My grandpa is a smol bean!"

by dqpwioufehioqeuwyi78o2u8r3qt47 May 23, 2021


Smol bean

Someone who is extremely cute and fragile

Louis Tomlinson is a smol bean! I love him so much!

by Luchi Styles June 20, 2019

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Smol bean

Mfs who think that being short is cute. Use UwU / OwO / ._. / ;-; /.-. / XDDD / BAHAHA. They think they're quirky and are similar to uwu girls.

Mochi / Cute / Single / Shy: I'm a smol bean UwU
Ray: Keys without the e.

by 8xnes June 8, 2021


scrotal beans

One's testicles found in the male body; Just below the penile area.

Yo man, my scrotal beans are so itchy and bloody

by Brett smells so does Matt Tomo ad Brendan April 1, 2006