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The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"
"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."
The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."
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"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone
The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all
Hospital bed existing
Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?
When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.
He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.
When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed
They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon
A luggage bed made for the third wheel in a relationship.
Andrew is assigned the luggendrew bed.