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after excessive masturbation to porn, a man's penis is sore and limp.
oh man, i spent all day beating off to Jenna Haze, now i have porned beef
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1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.
2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
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A Line Up Of Unidentifiable Peni
I Couldn't Tell Who Was In The Beef Brigade, Due To The Sheet Covering Their Faces
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someone who eats lots of beef then farts on his hand and has a wank with that hand
look he just farted on his hand yuck it smells of beef and now he's jerking off he must be a beef javerla
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Deodorant spray. So called because it gets rid of your 'beef'.
Oi, got any beef spray I can borrow?
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n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.
Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain
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When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick
Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!
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