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When two fat gay guys rub their hairy bellies together.
When I went to the basement I caught Gary and Chris Bear-Blasting!
To rub your penis in habeneros and then place penis inside of females Butthole.
"Dude, I fire blasted that chick from the bar last night!"
When an eskimo gets the exploding shits.
Aluki had an artic blast right after she tried taco bell for the first time!
When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole
I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.
Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.
Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.
Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.
Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!
Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
When some bust their nuts open full of cum on to someone’s face at full force
O dear he nuncha blasted my face